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There’s a bomb in his dick and it’ll blow if he loses his erection!

Hi, I’m Hat Jump. I draw and write and code. I’m independent and don’t make much yet. I need your help to keep making stories like these. You can help me a lot with just a dollar a month on

Thanks for playing and supporting and just being generally awesome. If you’re struggling to find all 5 images of nudity in the game, I’ve made some clues for you. Here they are:

1. The café scene is only playable in the morning.

2. The convenience store progresses the story from morning to night.

3. The bouncer always stops the player from entering the strip club.

4. The police won’t save you; but stealing a police car might help.

5. The nightclub ladies are only there at night and they don’t like police.

6. The bride won’t flash unless you have the police car.

7. The stash of magazines at the park can’t be found unless you got the map at the beginning by opening the folded piece of paper.

8. Finding the stash at the park always ends the game.

This episode is a part of my larger game, Make Your Parents Proud.